What do you call postman pat when he is retired?


Posted Pat

Postman Pat, Postman Pat,
Postman Pat ran over his cat…
Jess just lay there dying
Postman Pat was crying,
He will never drink and drive again……

Retired postman Pat.


Ex Pat

Old Pat

As the Post Office is having big problems finding Pension money I would call him ‘Broke-man Pat’


Old man Pat.

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