What do you call postman pat when he is retired?

Pat

Posted Pat

Postman Pat, Postman Pat,
Postman Pat ran over his cat…
Jess just lay there dying
Postman Pat was crying,
He will never drink and drive again……

Retired postman Pat.
😉

Pat

Ex Pat

Old Pat

As the Post Office is having big problems finding Pension money I would call him ‘Broke-man Pat’

Pat

Old man Pat.

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