Poll: Did you know Chuck Norris can read Bella’s mind?

What’s your favorite Chuck Norris joke?

Star if you understood miine.

no.i didnt get it. explain please.

if you have five dollars and chuck norris has five dollars, chuck norris has more money than you.

there is no ‘control’ button on chuck norris’s computer. chuck norris is always in control

chuck norris can kill two stones with one bird.


OMG!!! how dare you insult me like that!! I read twilight and i loved it so i read new moon and eclipse and breaking dawn too!!! lmao 🙂
I have actually read it. I just dont get the joke. 🙂 Im thick

Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris sleeps with the lights on because the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris can hear silence

Chuck Norris lost his verginity before his father.

while jesus walked on water Chuck Norris swam on dirt

No, but I know some great Jack Bauer ones:

-Jack Bauer once stepped into quicksand. The quicksand couldn’t escape and almost drowned.

-Jack Bauer is so amazing that he could strangle you with a cordless phone.

i feel like a dork sittin here at my computer laughing..
hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha very funny.

my favorite: chuck norris doesnt pop his collar. his shirt gets an erection when it touches his skin.


I don’t know any. I’ve never heard any. Is that weird? Lol


Sorry, i really didn’t get it.

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