What’s your favorite Chuck Norris joke?
Star if you understood miine.
no.i didnt get it. explain please.
if you have five dollars and chuck norris has five dollars, chuck norris has more money than you.
there is no ‘control’ button on chuck norris’s computer. chuck norris is always in control
chuck norris can kill two stones with one bird.
OMG!!! how dare you insult me like that!! I read twilight and i loved it so i read new moon and eclipse and breaking dawn too!!! lmao 🙂
I have actually read it. I just dont get the joke. 🙂 Im thick
Chuck Norris sleeps with the lights on because the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can hear silence
Chuck Norris lost his verginity before his father.
while jesus walked on water Chuck Norris swam on dirt
No, but I know some great Jack Bauer ones:
-Jack Bauer once stepped into quicksand. The quicksand couldn’t escape and almost drowned.
-Jack Bauer is so amazing that he could strangle you with a cordless phone.
i feel like a dork sittin here at my computer laughing..
hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha very funny.
my favorite: chuck norris doesnt pop his collar. his shirt gets an erection when it touches his skin.
I don’t know any. I’ve never heard any. Is that weird? Lol
Sorry, i really didn’t get it.